Funny SEO Jokes

[Jani]

• How many SEO specialists does it take to change a lightbulb, light_bulb, light-bulb, light.bulb, light bulb ?
  
  
• SEOs are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.
  
  
• What did the SEO do on his honeymoon? A: He put a “nofollow” outside the door.
  
  
• What does BLOG stand for? A Better Listing On Google.
  
  
• What does an evangelist drink out of when partying hard? A conversion funnel.
  
  
• What do you call driving into London? Paid traffic.
  
  
• Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.

If you know some more SEO jokes please share

[Sami4u]

Hi,

The first one had me LMAO Just thinking of all the different ways we could spell litebulb

:flower:

Sami

[waynewex]

The first one was good.

[briguy]

LOL ...thanks and if I may add one that I recently found funny..

Me: "Hey, we're ranking for duplicate content."
Him: "How often?"

[andr114]

I liked the joke about no-follow! Cool, thanks for sharing, I has been laughing for 10 minutes already!

[vasilisa]

"Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings"
i like this one) make me laughing in the rainy day! Thanks!

[Aimhigh]

Those are funny:

Here's another jokes that will tickle you:

Q: What do blackhat SEO's eat on Thanksgiving? A: Keyword stuffing
Q:What do you call it when you and a small band of Spartans fend off an army of Persians? A: 301 redirect.
BING vs GOOGLE - Search Engine Rap Battle
Priest : you may exchange rings now. SEO: I am glad this is a reciprocal link.
Q: What have pig's & SEO's got in common? A: SPAM

[vectro]

After a few posts I think putting the word lightbulb here will be a good keyword density to get this thread a boost in Google for that word.

[jedz]

• How many SEO specialists does it take to change a lightbulb, light_bulb, light-bulb, light.bulb, light bulb ?
  
  
• SEOs are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.
  
  
• What did the SEO do on his honeymoon? A: He put a “nofollow” outside the door.
  
  
• What does BLOG stand for? A Better Listing On Google.
  
  
• What does an evangelist drink out of when partying hard? A conversion funnel.
  
  
• What do you call driving into London? Paid traffic.
  
  
• Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.

If you know some more SEO jokes please share

I like the last one.