Thread: Limericks

How to play:
A Limerick is "A five line poem. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme and so do the third and fourth. The first, third, and fifth have the same verbal rhythm (meter) and length, and so do the second and fourth."

Person to post the last line must post the first line for the next limerick.

See the Example:

Example:
Person 1: An elf said to Santa: "Oh Dear,
Person 2: we've not enough presents this year"
Person 3: that made St. Nick think:
Person 4: Now he'd given up drink
Person 5: he could give all the children some beer!

Person 5: Santa said “Look, in the snow

And so on...

Rules:
Follow the example, be sure to rhyme where necessary, if you're posting the last line, be sure to post the first line to the next limerick.

might help to also post the lines before you in your post (in case we go to a new page...make it easier)...

Kalina: Santa said "Look, in the snow
Me: there is someone I think I may know"

Santa said "Look, in the snow
there is someone I think I may know
But I'm not too sure

Santa said "Look, in the snow
there is someone I think I may know
But I'm not too sure,
That yellow spot is pure

Santa said "Look, in the snow
there is someone I think I may know
But I'm not too sure,
That yellow spot is pure
and anyone I know should know where to go.

There once was a fellow that had no name

There once was a fellow that had no name
His friends kept telling to him "What a shame?"

There once was a fellow that had no name
His friends kept telling to him "What a shame?"
He looked out of sorts

There once was a fellow that had no name
His friends kept telling to him "What a shame?"
He looked out of sorts,
Cuz there was nothing in his shorts

There once was a fellow that had no name
His friends kept telling to him "What a shame?"
He looked out of sorts,
Cuz there was nothing in his shorts

No name, no balls... Who is to blame?

Livtay added 15 Minutes and 13 Seconds later...

One day I found on my way home

One day I found on my way home
This tiny little creature, what a foul mouthed gnome!

One day I found on my way home
This tiny little creature, what a foul mouthed gnome!
He said "Go to Hell"

One day I found on my way home
This tiny little creature, what a foul mouthed gnome!
He said "Go to Hell"
When I ring this bell

One day I found on my way home
This tiny little creature, what a foul mouthed gnome!
He said "Go to Hell"
When I ring this bell
So I just smacked him in his dirty little dome.


Oh No! She said...the Mayor is dead!

Oh No! She said...the Mayor is dead!
I can't seem to raise him from bed

Oh No! She said...the Mayor is dead!
I can't seem to raise him from bed
But that doesn't matter

Oh No! She said...the Mayor is dead!
I can't seem to raise him from bed
But that doesn't matter
I don't like his chatter