Most Meaningless Thread Ever

[Stax]

How to play:

This is an easy game...you have to make up (or find) proverb/saying/motivational phrase/etc that is pointless

Rules:

Make it good


(example: Man who stand on toilet, get high on pot)
(example: Man who walk through airport sideways going to bangkok)

(bad example: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you)...see, that one is actually useful ...

[Red Hot Mama]

A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

[Colleen]

Sit on butt and pig out, get fat. :P

[Stax]

If you need money, you must not have any

[Red Hot Mama]

A will is a dead giveaway

[Stax]

“Jam” rhymes with “Spam,” but other than that there are no similarities (apart from the color (but only slightly)).

[Zap]

When looking for something, you always find it in the last place you look.



(Well... DUH! Who the hell keeps looking after they've found what they're looking for?)

[Red Hot Mama]

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

[Stax]

I used to have a friend that said that all the time, lol...he was always so amazed it was always in the last place he looked



If your chute doesn't open it doesn't matter anymore

[Red Hot Mama]

A backward poet writes inverse.

[Stax]

A hole in your tire doesn't matter if you don't have a car

[Red Hot Mama]

In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.

[Colleen]

Be naughty, Santa doesn't exist :P OR was it useful?

[Red Hot Mama]

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

[Web Gazelle]

He who breaks wind in church, sits in own pew.

[Stax]

He who laughs last, is not very quick

[Halobitt]

Where there's a will, there's a dead person.

[Red Hot Mama]

If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

[Zap]

Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?

[Red Hot Mama]

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.

[xdomains]

where there is a hole there is a stick

[Red Hot Mama]

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

[Halobitt]

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.

Don't know if that should get a thanks or a groan? =P

[Stax]

There's never enough for everyone

[Red Hot Mama]

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

Red Hot Mama added 0 Minutes and 24 Seconds later...

Don't know if that should get a thanks or a groan? =P

Go ahead and groan me.... I dare you.

[Stax]

A bird in the hand is worth $20 if bought from a store that sells birds for $20

[Red Hot Mama]

A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

[Stax]

There are none so blind as those who have had their eyes gouged out.

[Red Hot Mama]

You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

[Stax]

“Freedom” is a word with two E’s, an R, a D, an O, an M and an F, but not in that order.

[Red Hot Mama]

Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

[Autumn]

A chain is no stronger than its weakest link.

[Red Hot Mama]

A calendar’s days are numbered.

[Autumn]

Where there is no trust there is no love.

[Stax]

A chain is no stronger than its weakest link.

that one is actually a bit useful I think...

FAIL!!!!



Astronauts and children’s TV presenters are similar in that they are both prone to sneezing fits if you shove large quantities of pepper up their nose.

[Red Hot Mama]

A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.

[Stax]

I've never harmed an onion, so why should they make me cry?

[Red Hot Mama]

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

[Stax]

A thumb tack in the thumb is like a hole in the finger

[Red Hot Mama]

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.