Thread: Virtual Vacation #1 - Ends April 13th, 2008.

How to play:

Basically we're on a vacation, together, whoever is in this thread... we make it up as we go... each person adding a fact to the story about either where we are, what we're doing, who we're talking to, etc, we will be planning it from the start, experiencing it and then wrapping it up... I don't think it will be hard.

Rules:

• Have fun, stay on vacation, don't throw too much sand at Timmy, you know, the usual...
• Vacation ends in two weeks. Someone can start a new one at that time. (New Thread)
• If someone adds you to the vacation and you can't come, you can go home, or be sick or something. :P
• You can't post after yourself, wait for someone to post after you.

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I'll start our vacation. :love:

I always wanted to go to Hawaii, so that's where we're heading. I am packing my suitcase and give RHM a call to see if she's coming, we then make up a list of pranks we'll be pulling on a fellow traveler. :twisted:

I try calling Kalina but get a busy signal so I decide to try again later and pack up my string bikinis :twisted:

I have a body wax in anxious anticipation of being able to use my string bikini too. I don't want Emma and Kalina to think I'm a guerilla! I also head down to the book shop and pick up some travel guides.

I'm out of the shower and calling CountryBoy on his cell, "what's the hold up?" I ask...


(can't wait til RHM and Tim join )

I'm a bit embarassed. I mean I don't want Kalina to know I've just had by back, sack and crack done so I make up a feeble excuse: "Yeah, sorry about the hold up but I couldn't find a copy of 'Hawiian Tourists Monthly' anywhere. I spent ages looking for it. Still I'm all packed now and raring to go."

Hawaii? I'm in!

Packing up my surfboards, gotta go buy some strong sunscreen and a new pair of flip flops.

PS. if the rest of you peeps want to waste your time in the tourist trap that is Honolulu, Waikiki, and Pearl Harbor that's ok. I'll just rent a car and head up to the North Shore. Meet back up with ya's later.

We're going to Oahu, right?

Woohoo, I'm in!!! I'm packing my hiking clothes (along with the bikinis) because I'd like to hit some mountain trails and not just the beach.

I just remembered to pack some rope and duct tape, I call Tim and see if he's gonna come along, he has twins to attend to!

I won't be packing a bikini cause I am too consumed with thoughts of bad boys, duct tape and rope, mountain trees, etc.

Ringing Timmy boy now :twisted:

I've got to get away. The crying, dirty diapers, constant feeding, no sleep, the hiccups are more than I can handle....not to mention the twins.

I'll be bringing my camera of course. Sand be damned, I'm not missed a string bikinized Kalina/RHM girl on freshly waxed CB action!

Sounds like Tim has plans for CB to get lucky, he's so generous. :P I must be making a bikini out of rope... see above post.

So who's on my flight, I guess only Zap, if he's coming, I don't think he is though!

Originally Posted by Kalina

Sounds like Tim has plans for CB to get lucky, he's so generous. :P I must be making a bikini out of rope... see above post.

So who's on my flight, I guess only Zap, if he's coming, I don't think he is though!

which reminds me, pack extra dental floss JIC the rope thing does not pan out for K.

Zap said that he'd make the trip but only if we could find him some SPF200...darned fair skinned white boy Canadian lad. i says sure, we'll stop @ Home depot and get you some plywood.

Since Kalina already has the rope and duct tape, I will be joining her at Zap's front door to make sure he is coming on the trip with us...

Then we will stop by Quiki's house and use the same persuasion techniques to make sure he will be joining us also.

Tim reconsiders his agreement to the trip and considers a holdout just to see what these so called "persuasion techniques" are all about.

I'm on the same flight as Kalina and make it just in time

Originally Posted by timsdd

Tim reconsiders his agreement to the trip and considers a holdout just to see what these so called "persuasion techniques" are all about.

Tim likes the idea of RHM and Kalina wielding rope and duct tape. And now we know just how CountryBoy got his BSC done. mg:

I am a bit confused as to why I was told to bring along fluffy handcuffs but I stuff them in my purse at the last minute

oh no RHM exclaims on the plane, we forgot Kevin!!!

[Who's Kevin thinks CountryBoy]

Originally Posted by CountryBoy

[Who's Kevin thinks CountryBoy]

IMDb Video: Trailer for Home Alone

Wonders how CountryBoy could not know who Kevin is and points to the photo RHM is holding

I am [strike]threatened[/strike] persuaded to go to Hawaii. I wonder if I should bring hawaiian shirts, or if I can get authentic ones there.

I advise Wicky to get them from there because maybe they'll be cheaper

Originally Posted by EmmaB

I advise Wicky to get them from there because maybe they'll be cheaper

Or maybe they won't be necessary. :twisted:

Originally Posted by EmmaB

I am a bit confused as to why I was told to bring along fluffy handcuffs but I stuff them in my purse at the last minute

I heard Zap's into those but seeing Wiki has joined us, I think we need them for him!

Originally Posted by timsdd

oh no RHM exclaims on the plane, we forgot Kevin!!!

LOL!

Hey, am I allowed to bury you in sand and stuff? Cause if you won't play with me, I am not going!

No KIDS allowed, besides Timmy!

Originally Posted by WikicyloN

I am [strike]threatened[/strike] persuaded to go to Hawaii. I wonder if I should bring hawaiian shirts, or if I can get authentic ones there.

Is a shirt all you'll be wearing? It's ok, Emma's going to have you chained up somewhere the whole time anyway, that's what happens to bad Wiki's.

(I am sucking at virtual vacation, and I am the one who made it up! LOL!)

Originally Posted by Kalina

LOL!

Hey, am I allowed to bury you in sand and stuff? Cause if you won't play with me, I am not going!

No KIDS allowed, besides Timmy!

you had me @ stuff, or was it play. how could I not play with you? reminder to self, bring lots and lots of lube...(hate the squeaky doors) :twisted:

Originally Posted by timsdd

you had me @ stuff, or was it play. how could I not play with you? reminder to self, bring lots and lots of lube...(hate the squeaky doors) :twisted:

You're going to put on lube to play in sand? The sand's gonna stick all over you, you know... we'll have to call you Sandman. mg:

[vbtube]jRYDetbwegs[/vbtube]
Well... not THAT Sandman exactly.

I think we still need a Gazelle to make the group complete... Maybe Kalina and I will have to stop off in Utah to do some more persuading with the duct tape and rope... :twisted:

UT, good luck wrestling him away from his 9 wives

I'm wondering how the Vacation turned into something that will soon be worthy of the NSFW forums

Originally Posted by EmmaB

I'm wondering how the Vacation turned into something that will soon be worthy of the NSFW forums

perv central!

The non-stop flight from Pearson International is set to touch down in Hawaii in 5 more hours... yes I am typing this on a plane (lol!). 11 hour flight, dang! Emma, we must keep each other entertained cause I am restless!

Looks over but Emma is sleeping

Tim's "Mile High" pillow fort in the back dings, the sign lights up..."now serving #17"

Wakes up, throws up in her barf bag and goes back to sleep with the bag in her lap

/me throws her last remaining Ding Dong at Emma's head and pouts

tim crawls over 4 people and under 3 chairs to find said snack cake

Originally Posted by Kalina

Looks over but Emma is sleeping

I am awake, but busy trying to make Gazelle and Quiki behave. Or not! :twisted::love:

How the heck did the Yanks end up on my Canadian flight? mg:

/me trembles at the thought

As others are already on their flights I'm driving to Vancouver to catch mine. Damn city traffic!

Originally Posted by Kalina

How the heck did the Yanks end up on my Canadian flight? mg:

* Kalina;164004 trembles at the thought

why didn't I take the blue pill???

Axe, do you read on planes? Sleep? Watch movies? Or something else? I hold on terrified the whole time, lol!