Thread: Would you rather

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Would you rather bite a live crocodile's tail or eat a paper cup

The paper cup sounds safer. I'll take that.

Would you rather go skydiving or white water rafting?

WWR. Less chance of death. There are some rivers that are nice and calm. There isn't an easier way to fall out of a plane.

Would you rather find a paper bag full of cash or a pair of diamond earrings?

I'll take the cash.



Would you rather kiss a Playboy Bunny or smack the Quickimonster? :P

You know what I am going to say! LOL
Smack the hack out of the big fat poopy doo...

Would you rather join me in the smacking or eat rancid peanuts?

Join you

would you rather kiss a goat or touch puppy doo?

Who hasn't touched puppy doo?


Would you rather 'do the nasty' or have 'the nasty' done to you? :O

Have it done to me. At least I think. I mean...it really depends on what the nasty is.

Would you rather have a balloon pop unexpectedly or have someone shout at you when you walk through a door?

I'd go for the balloon. I really don't like it when people yell at me.

Would you rather have a splinter in your foot, or a really bad papercut on your finger?

splinter. a papercut can hurt for days. in fact a papercut is about the only injury I can think of that actually hurts when I think of it, not even having one.

would you rather jump into a pool of jello or have oatmeal dumped on you

Originally Posted by WikicyloN

splinter. a papercut can hurt for days. in fact a papercut is about the only injury I can think of that actually hurts when I think of it, not even having one.

Obviously you've never broken your cheekbone. :evil::sroll:

Originally Posted by WikicyloN

would you rather jump into a pool of jello or have oatmeal dumped on you

Jello! :twisted:

Would you rather have pizza or nachos for dinner?

pizza.

would you rather have your arm severed off by a chainsaw or a sheet of glass fall on/sever your toes?

glass on toes.

Would you rather sing in front of an audience or be stuck alone with no food or water in a dark empty closet for 36 hours?

sing. at least the torture is over in 3 minutes. I just watched a video of a dude stuck in an elevator for 41 hours, that looks less than fun.

Would you rather have your tongue cut off or your ears?

Ears. You people are morbid, morbid I tell you!!!!!

Geez. :sick:

Would you rather coffee or tea?

I'd have chosen 3 days in a closet, I'd rather die than get in front of an audience

coffee

Would you rather crash into the bcak of a truck or have the truck crash into the back of you?

I'd rather crash into the back of a truck.

Would you rather have salt or sugar?

sugar

would you rather eat a 100 year old newspaper or a 100 year old lightbulb?

Newspaper.

Would you rather eat cat :shit: or dog :shit: ?

You people are rubbing off on me!! BAD!

Dog poo, i think cat poo would be a little dry.

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

leg. they got fake legs that do all the work of a real leg, but arms haven't quite matched up yet.

Would you rather have a stranger pull your shirt down and expose your breasts (or wang) or have a pee-looking spill on your jeans?

I'd rather have a pee-looking spill on my jeans, ok...

Would you rather be licked or sucked? :angel2:

I would rather be sucked

Would you rather be rich but unhappy or happy but dirt poor?

Rich.
Cuz I could buy my temporary happiness.


Would you rather be evil (:twisted or look like this guy :eek: ?

It's so easy being evil.

Would you rather have to use an axe to cut off your own arm below the elbow, or chew/bite off one finger?

I'd rather bite off my finger :eek:

Would you rather go to the mall or convenience store?

I'd go to a convenience store... malls make me claustrophobic

Would you be an imbecile and answer my question please? :twisted:

Uh... imbecile?

Would you rather work day or night shifts?

day....

Would you rather be blind or crippled?

crippled

would you rather skip breakfast or lunch?

breakfast

would you rather own DP or WTF?

WTF

Would you rather comment on blogs or submit to directories?

blog commenting

you would rather own WTF? I would rather DP so I could shut down the piece of crap.

Would you rather a regular directory or bid directory?

regular, things that cost money aren't as good as free.

get a football in the eye, or a baseball in your genitals?

Football in the eye... any day

Would you rather have a girlfriend or buy a dog?

Dog,

Boyfriend or dog?

Dog

Lion or Tiger?

Tiger

are you under 18 or over 18?

over.

would you rather have someone hit you with a pool ball (billiard) or a dart on accident?

pool ball

when in trouble, would you rather get into a fist fight or use your wits?