Thread: FMK

F*ck, Marry, Kill.

You have to do one of each to three options. Then you give a choice to the next person.

Person A:
FMK: Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees

Person B: Marry Michael Myers because he's quiet, strong, and not disfigured.
Kill Jason because I want to F Freddy. Freddy can do all kinds of weird sexy things and mutations so he'd probably be fun.


Britney Spears (today), Kevin Federline, a 600lbs man.

Marry Kfed, because we all know that marrying white-trash gets you famous-er. Ask britney.

Kill Britney, becuase I'd rather sleep with a 600lbs man.

Colleen, Grim, Zap.

oy....Living with colleen would be a headache, so I'll F her.

grim seems like a good earner, so he's the marriage. Sorry zap...you're dead.


The Joker, The Penguin, Abominable Snowman

I'd marry the penguin, he's a home-living kind of guy. Down to earth family-wise.

I'd Fsck the snowman, becuase he'd take me like an animal.
And kill the joker, what a freak.

Hurley4540, Dr Teeth, or NowakFlip?

Originally Posted by WikicyloN

oy....Living with colleen would be a headache, so I'll F her.

grim seems like a good earner, so he's the marriage. Sorry zap...you're dead.


The Joker, The Penguin, Abominable Snowman

Personally, I would have F'd Zap. She's HOT! :P

^ hey don't come in this thread complaining about choices, you gotta answer unr's options.

I'd kill all 3 because I'm already married and I would get killed for sleeping with anyone else. :P

so it is okay to murder but not to adulter? Way to kill the thread Esidyo 2.0

New set of names:

Fred Flintstone, George Jetson, He-man.

or if you are male:

Judy Jetson, Willma Flintstone, She-Ra

F*ck He-man because he's "The Most Powerful Man in the Universe!"
Marry Fred Flintstone because um... he seems dependable (I have no f'ng clue!)
Kill George Jetson cause I can't stand scrawny dudes!

Peter, Paul and Mary

Originally Posted by Colleen

F*ck He-man because he's "The Most Powerful Man in the Universe!"
Marry Fred Flintstone because um... he seems dependable (I have no f'ng clue!)
Kill George Jetson cause I can't stand scrawny dudes!

Peter, Paul and Mary

oh that sucks.

Marry Mary, cuz she's a chick, fuck Paul because he has less facial hair, kill peter.

edit for unr: a porcupine, a platypus, a koala

Wiki, it's your game, and you forgot to give the next person something.
Way to screwup.