Thread: WTF Moderator.. the essentials.

How to play:What would it take to become a WTF Moderator.. What are the qualifications.. the requirements.. speak your mind..

Rules:
No rules.. speak your mind.. spill it out.. Replies may vary from downward straightforward.. serious.. or hilarious.. Just for the heck of it..

For example my response would be:

Must be able to perform a triple somersault naked.

Must have a go in the moderators couch for a night with zap :3084:

Must like lesbians. :love:

Will pamper the Queen.

Be a Queen or Lesbian

Only 1 Queen allowed, that's me. :P

Must buy the Queen drinks and jewels

Only one queen?

What the heck is this place? A Bee Hive???

Originally Posted by LeenkzMike

Only one queen?

What the heck is this place? A Bee Hive???

Afaik, there's usually only one queen, one king and a bunch of servants. LOL!

Originally Posted by Zap

Must like lesbians. :love:

A subject I feel very passionate about lol :3084:

Should be smiling, composed, and nonchalant even if personally chatting with a horribly bad breath person.. LOL

Originally Posted by LeenkzMike

Only one queen?

What the heck is this place? A Bee Hive???

it gets worse, I think she kills us during or after "the deed" :3080:

All mods and admins first rule before logging onto wtf is to go and hit there heads against the wall, until nearly unconcious, that way they are all nice and mellow when answering questions :3083: and also means they are on the site a lot longer and not getting out of there chairs to hit there heads.

Moderators must be clean and "waxed" ... must be hairless in those parts where it really mattered..

Thou shalt make a sacrifice of protein powder to the gods in honor of Grim. :3084:

Originally Posted by Rhiannon

All mods and admins first rule before logging onto wtf is to go and hit there heads against the wall, until nearly unconcious, that way they are all nice and mellow when answering questions :3083: and also means they are on the site a lot longer and not getting out of there chairs to hit there heads.

Hey! Who told?! :3079::3086:

Originally Posted by Colleen

Hey! Who told?! :3079::3086:

wouldn't that explain a lot of things? I mean with me? :3080:

Originally Posted by timsdd

wouldn't that explain a lot of things? I mean with me? :3080:

Actually yes, you're very passive, so I guess offline you're very aggressive.. kinky! :3081:

Originally Posted by Colleen

Actually yes, you're very passive, so I guess offline you're very aggressive.. kinky! :3081:

Hmm... A guy that knows when to be passive and when to be agressive... Sounds like WTF Moderator material to me! :3069:

Originally Posted by Red Hot Mama

Hmm... A guy that knows when to be passive and when to be agressive... Sounds like WTF Moderator material to me! :3069:

Exactly and it keeps things interesting, Timmy's the best. :3081:

Originally Posted by Colleen

Exactly and it keeps things interesting, Timmy's the best. :3081:

I am in tents, join me there

Must know how to take shit, as well as decompose it, multiply it by 10, and then dish it back out in a humiliating, yet gentle manner

Must like monkeys, and apparently...be very lazy with subjects that involve them.

Must not ever post at DP... hmm, that eliminates just about... everyone! :twisted:

Originally Posted by Colleen

Must not ever post at DP... hmm, that eliminates just about... everyone! :twisted:

those of us with multiple personalities, this should not be a problem :3074: