Thread: funny article about internet cafes

Experience the strange and twisted world of Internet Cafes.

Being a novice of the Internet and realms of technology in general, the idea of hanging out in an Internet café scared me about as much as it used to when I first sat in front a computer trying to figure out how to turn the thing on. Pictures of super-obese, nerdy, snotty-nosed tech-heads filled my head as well as visions of stagnant, sterile rooms crammed with blue screens flashing the latest comic heroes and teen idols. Well, I just went on a trip to several countries around the world and I ventured into this unknown sector, as I wanted to keep in touch with people back home. Although I admittedly didn’t visit many of these cafes (I needed a break from the computer worlds of school and work), the few I did see were quite different from what I expected.

First stop was a café in Prague, Czech Republic. This was hidden down an alley but was next to restaurant so it seemed safe enough. I paid the equivalent of just over $1.00 U.S. for a half hour on the machine-not too bad eh? Now I don’t know if I was attacked by an evil spirit or just had something with my brain that day, but for some reason it took 25 minutes to just get into my hotmail! First of all, the keyboard was different, and in weird ways I tell you. If you hit the Y key it came out as a Z and vice versa. I was surprised later in London that their keyboard was also different from the ones’ back home. I thought keyboards were universally the same around the planet! I finally got into my hotmail, sent a one sentence email and left. Looking around me as I departed I saw that most of the people using computers were so-called normal folks like myself, mainly backpackers and tourists, but also businessmen etc. If I had more patience that day it probably would have been a nice atmosphere to be part of, I saw that they served coffee and tea, but as I was in a beautiful foreign place I needed to get out under the Sun amidst the real action.

My other main experience in the public Internet world was to be in the North of London in a suburb called Neesdon or ‘Sneezdon’ as the Aussie mates I met up with liked to call it. Here, the Café was totally different from the previous one and I assume –I don’t like to assume-that like people, each café is an individual entity with both positive and negative traits as well as bonuses and letdowns. This ‘café’ was in the back of a mobile (cellular) phone shop and was just a tiny room with a handful of computers that no one else seemed to be interested in, everyone looked more focused on phones, but I have a weird feeling they might have been dealing something else ‘under the counter’ that was sparking hot interest.

We paid 1 pound (approx. $1.75U.S.) for an hour. Three of us walked in and we sat down at two computers, I think this was probably disallowed but again no one was paying any attention to us. My friend said he had been to this particular café a few times previously as he was living in the area for a year, and had seen and experienced some undesirable situations. One day he believes he saw a cannabis deal go down, and on another occasion a drunken man came in and told him he didn’t like the look of him and would he go outside for a fight? The confrontation dissipated with the use of calm communication but you can imagine that this type of Internet café would be rated poorly on a world standard. So, beware where you enter the virtual world my friends, reality may just arrive to smash you in the face!

In the end, I think like all things in life these Internet cafes need to be approached with optimism and hope, as one never truly knows what there is to offer in a new experience. I imagine that there is a multitude of different types of cafes-some you may even deem as cool places to gravitate. If strange and twisted is what you look for, or a common normality, I believe both can be found in the cafes of the future.

By Jesse S. Somer
M6.Net
Jesse S. Somer is a weird and twisted Internet writer who hopes to show others that the Internet is becoming a daily reality for many humans, so dive in!

Internet Cafes?

That's where all the little people sit and pay $X an hour to play counter-strike right?

I don't like them, they are usually in a basement, and there is no real point to them. I'm pretty sure most people just go there to play counter-strike with their friends once in a while or whatever but some people just spent every last penny of their allowance on that garbage...

Might as well buy a computer.. It's late, and I'm feeling weird so I bet this didn't make sence. But I'm not going to bother to read it over, so...yeah.

That's probably a LAN like place dani . He is talking about internet cafe where they have computers and coffee etc .

Originally Posted by hello

That's probably a LAN like place dani . He is talking about internet cafe where they have computers and coffee etc .

Yeh, an Internet cafe is a place with lots of computers linked up to the Internet...lol

most cafes have interent now, at least near me

Yeah, if they don't, they probably do have a phone jack, or high speed outlet that you can plug your laptop into.

But you only really use them if you don't have internet access at home. If you do they're not too useful. And you pay alot for what you could use for free at a library, right?.

True. Most librarys around here have free internet access.

ya i use libraries computer sometimes

me too !!
thnx for the topic

Originally Posted by Dani

Internet Cafes?

That's where all the little people sit and pay $X an hour to play counter-strike right?

No, that would be a game place (whatever), like near me there is a place called X Games, where you go and play the latest games, internet cafes (not real popular in the US, where I live) are for people who don't have the internet at home.