Thread: My nephew and I

Last August at the Iowa State Fair.
Hard to tell what they did to me, but look carefully.
What can I say, we made money and got on tv.

do I see a red neck???? (and it ain't from the sun??)



looks like you got some color highlights on your head

The object was to make me look like Bozo the clown.
So they clipped off the hair on top, and the hair on the side got sprayed red and fluffed out.
Then some red on the cheeks and nose.

Hey, I got $140 for that!
I came out ahead of nephew, he got $150, but his clothes were ruined,
including his sneakers.

Originally Posted by iowadawg

The object was to make me look like Bozo the clown.
So they clipped off the hair on top, and the hair on the side got sprayed red and fluffed out.
Then some red on the cheeks and nose.

Hey, I got $140 for that!
I came out ahead of nephew, he got $150, but his clothes were ruined,
including his sneakers.

Bozo ...where's the red nose?

I'd trash my stuff for $150!!! just think of it as an accelerated paint conditioning outfit

Niece got her cell phone busted to pieces for $80!
And her cell phone company gave her a new one!

One guy ate a corn dog covered with dog food for $20.

It was hilarious at that booth (local FOX tv station).

Originally Posted by iowadawg

Niece got her cell phone busted to pieces for $80!
And her cell phone company gave her a new one!

One guy ate a corn dog covered with dog food for $20.

It was hilarious at that booth (local FOX tv station).

I'd need a little more than $20 for dog food!!!

cat food on the other hand...

That's a pretty big smurf! mg:

Calm down K.

You and your Smurf fetish!

Originally Posted by DarrenC

Calm down K.

You and your Smurf fetish!

smurfin' A!!

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Um, Smurfs dont have tails!!

Originally Posted by DarrenC

Um, Smurfs dont have tails!!

then you might want to tell papa smurf to drop his blue nut log off at the pool!!

Wow, I'll be buggared, Smurfs have tails!!

Originally Posted by DarrenC

Wow, I'll be buggared, Smurfs have tails!!

buggared

if I had a nickel for every time I hear that in normal conversations....yep, I'd have 5 cents

Lol! The last American I spoke to said she was saving cents to come over and rape me cos of my sexy accent ummmmmmm

As Larry the Cable Guy noted:
If I had a dollar for every time my daddy said he loved me...

Well, I guess money aint everything!

Originally Posted by DarrenC

Lol! The last American I spoke to said she was saving cents to come over and rape me cos of my sexy accent ummmmmmm

ummm (raises hand) that was me mg: mg:


J/K!!!


lmao, that's pretty funny/scary

Originally Posted by DarrenC

Calm down K.

You and your Smurf fetish!

I didn't want anyone knowing!:evil: mg: :evil:

Originally Posted by DarrenC

Um, Smurfs dont have tails!!

It's the highlight!!

You like Tails then K?

Originally Posted by DarrenC

You like Tails then K?

Yes I like their little blue nubby things!

Mine was blue when I got outta the shower this morning.

Originally Posted by DarrenC

Mine was blue when I got outta the shower this morning.

and the head lights?

Originally Posted by DarrenC

Mine was blue when I got outta the shower this morning.

What about little and nubby?

Originally Posted by Kalina

What about little and nubby?

Well, I never said that :twisted:

A blue weiner can't be good!

Originally Posted by Kalina

A blue weiner can't be good!

indeed, it's either frozen or sad but in either case mg:

Or blue from severe beatings!? ROTF!

Originally Posted by Kalina

Or blue from severe beatings!? ROTF!

well, I *think* that would be more purple than blue mg:

"Black and blue" it's a saying.

Originally Posted by Kalina

"Black and blue" it's a saying.

now I know