US Exports Of Semen To Iran Increase Tenfold

**dgridley** · Jul 8th, 2008, 11:46 am

WASHINGTON (AP) -- U.S. exports to Iran -- including brassieres, bull semen, cosmetics and possibly even weapons -- grew more than tenfold during President Bush's years in office even as he accused Iran of nuclear ambitions and helping terrorists.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/07/08/ira....ap/index.html

Hey, you can't make this kinda stuff up. Hopefully they're not using the brassieres and bull semen to promote terrorism in the region (but you can't be too sure). I'll bet we send along instructions on proper use.

IMHO, the obvious solution to the Iranian nuclear power debacle is to offer US technicians in to help build the plants. Not to mention, if my neighbor had a tomato catapult aimed at me, I'd want one too (and I think I should be allowed to have one to protect my garden).

**grim** · Jul 8th, 2008, 2:14 pm

That's where all of our semen has gone!

**dgridley** · Jul 8th, 2008, 2:17 pm

Hopefully it's not being mislabeled and shipped as milk.

Originally Posted by GRIM

That's where all of our semen has gone!

**Autumn** · Jul 8th, 2008, 2:54 pm

Originally Posted by dgridley

Hopefully it's not being mislabeled and shipped as milk.

:sick:

**TonyCap** · Jul 14th, 2008, 11:15 pm

Originally Posted by dgridley

Hopefully it's not being mislabeled and shipped as milk.

That's hilarous.

**Jane Baker** · Jul 15th, 2008, 2:39 am

"Brassieres, bull semen, cosmetics, and possible weapons..."

Do y'all remember that Sesame Street game, "One of these things is not like the others"...? ;-)