Let's Drop Grandpa Off At Disneyland!

**dgridley** · Nov 16th, 2007, 2:20 pm

Disneyland workers were recently forced to close the "Pirates of the Caribbean" attraction after a ride security camera caught a woman apparently dumping human remains, in what may be a growing trend.

Possible Scattering Of Human Remains On Disney Rides Reported - Orlando News Story - WKMG Orlando

**iowadawg** · Nov 16th, 2007, 3:05 pm

Why not?

Hey, read in Popular Science, new way for the dead.
They use nitrogen to completely freeze the body.
Then grind it up to a compost friendly powder!

**Red Hot Mama** · Nov 16th, 2007, 7:22 pm

Well, other than it being slightly morbid, what would be the harm in scattering someone's ashes on the ride?

**iowadawg** · Nov 16th, 2007, 9:03 pm

Because disney uses the water for the water fountains people use.

Or add coke syrup and sell cokes.

**stefanie** · Nov 16th, 2007, 9:05 pm

haha, that made me giggle.

**iowadawg** · Nov 16th, 2007, 9:09 pm

Truth does make one laugh.
:1951:

**timsdd** · Nov 16th, 2007, 9:20 pm

Originally Posted by Red Hot Mama

Well, other than it being slightly morbid, what would be the harm in scattering someone's ashes on the ride?

it'll clog the filter! and make the waters all cloudy. :3085:

**Red Hot Mama** · Nov 18th, 2007, 1:38 pm

Originally Posted by iowadawg

Because disney uses the water for the water fountains people use.

Or add coke syrup and sell cokes.

The water from the ride is later used for drinking??? That doesn't sound healthy... :sick:

**grim** · Nov 18th, 2007, 1:41 pm

Originally Posted by iowadawg

Why not?

Hey, read in Popular Science, new way for the dead.
They use nitrogen to completely freeze the body.
Then grind it up to a compost friendly powder!

Finally a good reason for being obese! The more you are, the more powder you can become!

**iowadawg** · Nov 18th, 2007, 2:14 pm

Plus a smaller casket!

Or just a plain urn.

**jeffrey18** · Nov 22nd, 2007, 2:37 am

Said it 1ns say it again only in america I mean how sick can you be cutting up people and dumping them. Oke if you murder any1 your freaking ass, but slicing and dicing and even dumping it and not given it a proper bairal thats wack.

**timsdd** · Nov 22nd, 2007, 6:03 am

Originally Posted by jeffrey18

Said it 1ns say it again only in america I mean how sick can you be cutting up people and dumping them. Oke if you murder any1 your freaking ass, but slicing and dicing and even dumping it and not given it a proper bairal thats wack.

:3079: they're talking about ashes not bones, nice job reading the article